Woody allen dating quotes

25 Mar

Having watched the majority of his works now, I can safely say that I would think twice before dating another massive Woody Allen fan. Such a massive messed up bundle of nerves all embodied in this sample of a man that’s all nose and glasses and new yawk accent surely has to mean something.I know it sounds silly and I’m not sure I would apply such judgement on anything else, any favourite or soft spot on any subject but Woody….. I have to give it to him though, he is consistent in his creations.

The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot." Words Of Wisdom?

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

The Film: (1977) The Quote: "There's an old joke - um...

two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know; and such small portions.’ Well, that's essentially how I feel about life." Words Of Wisdom?