No more dating jerks government mandating

24 May

Mistakes are a valuable part of life experience (in fact, that's something we've been thinking about a lot lately). In the interest of learning from experience, we've put together four bona fide archetypes of the species known as Jerk.

Be they male or female, these people are out there, and our dearest hope is to help you spot the warning signs before it's too late and a minor mishap turns into a major mistake. One night, he doesn't sleep over and seems a little too eager to cart his personal items home.

You ask everyone but the douchebag why he doesn’t want to introduce you to his friends or family, why he insists on having sex without a condom and why he must still talk to his ex every day. DAD for short (I’ll save the Freudian aspect of this for another post).

The douchebags always break up with you and you’re constantly left in a state of total despair, crying, “Gosh, there must be something wrong with . Even if you don’t consciously go after douchebags, your subconscious is attracted to them.

While he almost makes you choke on your taco when he tells you he loves you after only a handful of dates, you tell yourself you should really "trust" him. After a full week of silence, your two best friends are willing you to "eat something." By week 12, you're strangers in the night, and all voicemails/emails go unanswered. You, however, may have diarrhea for the rest of the summer. Charm is great, but a talented charmer can turn it on anywhere, any time, with anyone.

When it comes to dating, these guys have one thing in common: all they think about is themselves.

source Dear Women Who Loooove Douchebags, I’m meeting more and more of you lately.

Pretty, smart and outgoing young women who date utter and complete douches- and not in the “vaginal irrigation” sense. You wonder why the douchebags you date don’t call you, don’t want to be exclusive or never any affection or respect.

Yes, you read that right: the less responsive guys were (i.e.

the bigger of an asshat they were), the more attractive women found them.